A fictional political satirical view / opinion of how President Obama’s winning the presidency opened the window of opportunity for a bunch of Obama hating, U.S. Constitutional misquoting, mostly European descendant, gun loving, Sunday going to prayer meeting Americans and became a force in American politics (Good or Bad…everyone has an opinion) ….as seen from the prospective of a poor Black child from the ghetto that grew up a northerner but considers himself a son of the south.
Oh…and Jon Stewart / Bill Maher if you need another writer in your staff with a little flava , “Holla”.
Editorial Newsflash from the Hooterville Gazette
The day after Barack Obama is inaugurated
The era has arrived, the moment has come, and the future has now become the present. Never before in the history of America has has it become more apparent to those who identify themselves as “Guardians of U.S.constitutional purity and inherent European superiority has life in America been more upside down.
Sacred members of the old guard (Pat Buchanan, Tom Tancredo and a few other good old boys) that have been entrusted to carry the torch that houses the “eternal flame” of racial intolerance and racial indignation have been insidiously attacked and subdued by race mixing liberals who have forsaken the angelic twang of Hank Williams Sr. and Patsy Cline for the synthesized rhythmic beat of rap music. Good Lordy Miss Claudey, the Colonel has turned over in his grave!
What was once a small ripple in Norman Rockwell’s pond of tranquility has now manifested into a Tsunami of Black and Brown culture. Putting it simply, Mayberry has integrated. Ma, call the National Guard!
The Reality of it all
The first major ripple in the pond occurred on May 17, 1954 when the Supreme Court decided in the case of Brown versus the Board of Education Topeka, that public schools that purposely separated Colored students from White students, were guilty of denying Colored students the same educational opportunities that were afforded to White students.
Justices of the Supreme Court liberally articulated this “arrangement” as being an inequity and by a vote of 9-0, public school segregation in America officially ended.
Further, the Justices interpreted that racial segregation prevented young Colored minds from receiving the necessary academic and social tools that would enable them to fairly compete with their White contemporaries. (Well ain’t that the point?)
Although there were many lawyers who argued before the Court to rip down the“curtain” that provided cover and concealment for those of us who hide behind granddaddy’s window of racial fear, lets take a moment to recognize the emergence of Thurgood Marshall, a gifted young Colored NAACP lawyer, who subsequently, in 1967 would later be appointed as the first Colored Justice to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court.
Thank you very much President Lyndon Baines Johnson for tossing a stone in Mayberry’s pond, now you know why you and Miss Lady Bird were never invited to our annual fish fry and cross burning gala.
It can be argued that the second ripple in the pond occurred on December 1, 1955 in Birmingham, Alabama, when a Colored woman named Rosa Parks was arrested for refusing to give up her bus seat, as mandated by the South’s “Jim Crow Law”, to a White man who understood that because he was born White, it was his inherent right to claim the seat that Miss Park was sitting on.
This bold (OK, brave) and defiant 42 year old woman was the spark that manifested to liberals the meaning of their rebellion which they now consider to be a righteous cause.
This modern day civil rights campaign which was birthed by Miss Parks, compelled partisans and non partisans of civil rights to re-think and to re-read the words of The American Declaration of Independence which states, “That we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
The choice that Miss Rosa Parks made on December 1, 1955, to take a stand against what liberals say was an unjust and an immoral law, defined this stubborn (OK, dignified) woman, before the world, as being the catalyst of a movement that knocked Dixie to its knees. Sacred carriers of the torch that housed the “eternal flame” took notice as the ripples in the pond began to spread.
The third and most heart stopping ripple that tipped over Andy’s and Opie’s fishing boat, occurred on November 4, 2008. This was the infamous date that the Democratic Presidential nominee, Barack Obama, a Colored man of mixed heritage with a funny sounding name, defeated White Republican Presidential nominee, John McCain for the office of the Presidency of the United States of America.
We’ve received reports that on that day, White people across America ripped the hair out of their scalp, chain smoked Marlboro Red cigarettes, drank countless bottles of whiskey, beat their children for listening to Jay Z and consequently, bought thousands of rounds of rifle ammunition as they breathlessly awaited for a sign from their local Grand Dragon that the much anticipated race war was about to commence.
And now, nearly three years later, adding final insult to our injury, Gays can legally marry in New York and they don’t have to hide in the closet anymore when they fight in our military.
The ghost of Confederate General Robert E. Lee has just peed on himself.
Ma, call the National Guard and get my Revolutionary War re-enactment uniform out the attic, I’m about to paint some signs and reload my guns, the U.S. government is out of control and Mayberry is upside down.