The highlight of last night’s episode of The Jersey Shore was a huge argument between Snooki and The Situation regarding an alleged smush-fest that occurred several months ago. This wouldn’t normally be grounds for an argument in Screwville, except for the fact that Snooki recently proclaimed her love and commitment to boyfriend Jionni.
Snooki continued to deny the smushing claims, accusing The Situation of being a liar and psycho. However, The Situation stood his ground while emphatically sticking to his claims and offering to describe the smush-fest in detail.
The biggest question of the night should have been whether or not he smushed Snooki while she was wearing her Happy Feet slippers.
Amazingly, the biggest liar of the night probably wasn’t Snooki or The Situation.
The Situation spent most of the episode trying to pull off a ménage-a-twin with two sisters he met in an earlier episode. One of the twins was very comfortable wearing her whore suit, but the other twin made a point to announce that she was a virgin.
Well, after a long night of drinking, dry-humping, and partying Jersey Shore-style, the Virgin Twin must have forgot she was a self-proclaimed virgin. After starting the night off with The Situation, she moved on to Deena, whom she tongued down both in the club and on the way back to the house. Once there, the Virgin Twin invitied herself into Vinny’s bed, where she somehow managed to lose her pants under the covers.
After a jealous protest from Deena, the Virgin Twin jumped back into her bed. The alcohol slowly wore off on Deena, who realized she really wasn’t a lesbian; Deena then sent the Virgin Twin back to Vinny’s cave, where she spent the night.
The Virgin Twin put in more miles between The Situation, Deena, and Vinny than Virgin Airlines.
Viewers may have lost track of how many germs were passed around during the twin-swap, but this really didn’t look like virgin-behavior.
Congrats Virgin Twin, you earned your 15 minutes of fame as a star on The Jersey-Shore…and The Biggest Loser.