The days of summer are coming to a close, and as the heat fades so do the tans of UV-ray-loving guidos and guidettes. Much like Jersey Shore’s Nicole Polizzi, many ladies could have been snookin’ for love over the past three months but to no avail and like a hairspray-saturated poof in the east coast humidity, their hopes of finding the perfect juicehead were deflated.
Well, don’t retire your leopard-print mini-dresses, stilettos and Aqua net just yet ladies!
DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore fame is coming to spin you right round (and by you, we mean an actual record, baby) on September 10that Power Plant Live! Pauly D will be spinning records starting at 9pm on the Plaza stage (gates open at 8pm). To find out more information visit Power Plant’s official website and purchase tickets here.
Could you be Pauly D’s ideal girl?
If you find yourself fancying tans deep enough to make a dermatologist cringe, too-tight t-shirts emblazoned with rhinestones and graffiti, and blowout hairstyles that a tornado couldn’t frazzle, the sight of Pauly D has most likely catalyzed many a swoon. Take this brief quiz to determine whether or not you have a chance of romancing the DJ:
- Are you a female?
If you answered “Yes” (a) to the previous question, then congratulations! You officially have a chance of romancing (or—at the very least—arousing) DJ Pauly D.
Remember that the opportunity to actually converse with the Jersey Shore star should prove to be quite the arduous task. However, this event is sure to invite throngs of similarly juiced up, bedazzled guidos and you may be snookin’ for love no longer!
Author’s Note: The above article is intended to be tongue in cheek. Although I am an avid fan of the show Jersey Shore, I do not condone excessive tanning or lack of sun protection due to the risks of skin cancer. If attending the event remember to drink responsibly, do not drink and drive and refrain from other reckless behaviors such as unprotected sex.